Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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