I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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