Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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