I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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