If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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