i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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