is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Maybe he injected his testicle?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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