seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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