This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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