what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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