my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
tell me about the fingering
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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