talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just had sex bonerless
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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