My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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