I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
how drunk are you?
Several
He did a backflip because drugs
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
