Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Four minutes until I can fart!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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