Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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