let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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