office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
