Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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