Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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