I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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