Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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