my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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