all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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