I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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