Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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