Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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