We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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