Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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