I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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