Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize