doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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