You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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