Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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