I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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