Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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