I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
vagina is talking i cant
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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