He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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