How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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