Dual....:-)
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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