Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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