I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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