Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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