I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
