Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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