There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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