i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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