I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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