where am i from again
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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