real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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