I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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