Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you will always have a special place in my vag
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
