Me. At least after what I've been through.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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