I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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