I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
