Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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