Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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