This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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