I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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